JEET Action Figure – Limited Edition Meet Jeet, the ultimate representation of pure degen chaos in the crypto markets. When times get tough and the charts turn red, Jeet is already gone — paper-handing his way to oblivion. Features: • Outfit: Rocking a classic tank top, drawstring pants, and sandals — Jeet’s ready to sprint at the first sign of FUD. • Accessories: • India Flag Patch: A nod to his origins. • Poop Emoji: Because Jeet always leaves the market in shambles. • Cow Figurine: His emotional support animal through every rugpull. Special Traits: • Can’t hold a bag longer than 5 minutes. • Sells bottoms with precision. • Comes with 0 conviction and 100% exit liquidity. Perfect for display or as a reminder to never follow the Jeet path. Buy now before he sells himself off the shelf.